Friggin #muppets are here #outthewazoo best brace yoself!
Yahweh, Yahweh… We love to shout your name, oh Lord. #singsingsing
overheard someone at church, “Christmas is where Christ starts continuously proving he’s too legit to quit!” he’s #legitandwontquit #word
Necessary sleep level is over 9000.
“breakfast” with the rents at perkins close to noon… #thatswhatsup #getonmylevel it’s over 9000.
To anyone who wonders how to spend an extra 10 minutes today: Check out Romans chapter 5. #grace #hope #encouragement #inthatorder
So many people in this world, but I hear You calling out my name. You reach for me, now I’m never gonna be the same.
RT @DeathStarPR: Another proud moment for Earth: ‘Kate Plus 8’ has been cancelled… after only EIGHT seasons of quality entertainment.
#dear swollen knee cap, I don’t know if you’re a bite, an infection, or an alien, but please continue to decrease in size. #thanks
Isn’t it amazing that God chooses to listen to us, or can even hear our tiny voices at all? #prayerisablessing
#dealwithit http://t.co/IqLP5B8