: Archive

Friggin #muppets are here #outthewazoo best brace yoself!

Nov 30th

Yahweh, Yahweh… We love to shout your name, oh Lord. #singsingsing

Nov 29th

overheard someone at church, “Christmas is where Christ starts continuously proving he’s too legit to quit!” he’s #legitandwontquit #word

Nov 28th

Necessary sleep level is over 9000.

Nov 22nd

“breakfast” with the rents at perkins close to noon… #thatswhatsup #getonmylevel it’s over 9000.

Nov 20th

To anyone who wonders how to spend an extra 10 minutes today: Check out Romans chapter 5. #grace #hope #encouragement #inthatorder

Nov 17th

So many people in this world, but I hear You calling out my name. You reach for me, now I’m never gonna be the same.

Oct 27th

RT @DeathStarPR: Another proud moment for Earth: ‘Kate Plus 8’ has been cancelled… after only EIGHT seasons of quality entertainment.

Aug 16th

#dear swollen knee cap, I don’t know if you’re a bite, an infection, or an alien, but please continue to decrease in size. #thanks

Aug 15th

Isn’t it amazing that God chooses to listen to us, or can even hear our tiny voices at all? #prayerisablessing

Aug 11th

#dealwithit http://t.co/IqLP5B8

Aug 10th

Oh my God, He will not delay… My refuge and strength always… Always.

Aug 9th

tempted to feel alone, think I’m not being changed & refined, & believe I’m just a failure. Christ claims contrary & speaks. #HeWonInGenesis

Aug 8th

Compartmentalizing Christ into certain parts or days of our lives… This is one of the worst examples of Jesus we can give. #truth

Aug 8th

I have #fallfever & it needs to get here. I want to sleep outside, worship around bonfires, take walks/runs again, & wear a beard with jeans

Aug 7th

Sometimes I feel like Philip in John 14 asking Christ to show me the Father. And He says, “Really? Ok, I’ll go through this again. I AM…”

Aug 5th

Appending to last tweet, I still get scared though. #140characters is difficult.

Aug 4th

If #Memphis will unfairly require one to drive so defensively… I want those spikey hubcaps.

Aug 4th

#getsonmynerves when one @Target doesn’t have what I need & another @Target in the same town does. Forget them both. I went to @Shnucks #win

Aug 3rd

Let me see ya grill… ya ya ya grill! #SHARKWEEK #thugweek http://t.co/fGYIm5e

Aug 1st

Almost time to free base some dried shark blood. #SHARKWEEK http://t.co/HFPG6lc

Aug 1st

Smiles everyone. Smiles.

Jul 30th

#sotherewasthisonetime I wanted to clean things… And realized I’m almost out of cleaning supplies. #supplycheck #gitchamindright

Jul 30th

Jul 29th

#mortalkombatvoice SHOWER!

Jul 29th

Didn’t get to shoot yesterday. Maybe today?

Jul 28th

Sleep #summerclasses apparently have exams. #lame

Jul 27th

all the chocolate milk is gone. need to get more tomorrow. #chocotruth goodnight you crazy mixed up @interwebz

Jul 25th

Duke! http://t.co/mvnXdIe

Jul 24th

#mortalkombatvoice SLEEP!

Jul 23rd

Watch

Once again, my niece, Mercy Renee being adorable.

Jul 22nd

Watch

My niece, Mercy, is adorable.

Jul 22nd

There’s a point where you realize… Hey. I have a blog. Then you find an easy way to post… Namely the tumblr app for iPhone. Now I have the responsibility of actually posting… So I hope to write more in the future. To share my life experiences with… Uh… Myself?… :/

Jul 22nd

Sometimes I #wish I could just travel wherever I wanted in an instant. But #iknowitisbest to just be here for right now.

Jul 12th

convinced that taco bell gets their burritos to “melty perfection” by having Oprah hold them underneath her armpit for 15 seconds. #woof

Jul 11th

#dear Steven Spielberg, redeem the Jurassic Park movies or I will never ever call you a good director again. #howdoyou screw dinosaurs up?

Jul 10th

RT @JimGaffigan: It’s the 4th of July! Sad that to non-Americans today is just the 4th of July.

Jul 5th

Happy July 3rd everyone. http://t.co/yj90H7v

Jul 3rd

#rememberthetime a cheeseburger from Wendy’s with everything on it, meant lettuce, tomato, onions, & eight pounds of mayo? Worst burger ever

Jul 3rd

“Alright! I’m tired. Who’s gonna snuggle me?!”

Jul 2nd

#dear summer beard, #thanks for making my arm look like I got slapped with a grill brush. #classy

Jun 30th

#dear girl who texts when crossing street, walkin a bit faster when cars almost hit you doesn’t help. look up from your phone! #justsayin

Jun 29th

Imma do me, you do you. #forrealtho #immaballer #likeaboss

Jun 27th

El porton has superb grilled fish tacos. Blew my mind. However, it had some customers that were too loud. #learn #controlthatvolume #woof

Jun 25th

#dear self, I owned you by making you get up when the alarm went off. #smallvictory #bigdeal #alarmbuster

Jun 23rd

#dear ANYONE, I would like my very own bag of puppies. Thank you for your time, that will be all. #forserious #please http://t.co/DGike17

Jun 22nd

#dear audio adrenaline, yes, people do still listen to your song, “get down.” #blastfromthepast #sogood

Jun 9th

stir my affection, stir my affection, stir my affection for you…

Aug 29th

for you i sing i dance, rejoice in this divine romance; lift my heart and my hands to show my love… to show my love.

Aug 28th